Trump your election frustration with Jrump

November 11, 2016 — by Arnab "knidarius" Mukherjee0

Build walls and avoid Mexicans to reach new heights with the President-elect

Aren’t you really satisfied with the 45th US Presidential Election and its results? Maybe not! Perhaps there was a particular candidate that you weren’t really ok with? Or is it that you didn’t get ‘enough’ entertainment out of it? Time to ease off a bit, lose the seriousness and have a bit of a funn, with Jrump!


Jrump is a smartphone game set in 2017. According to its description:
“Following Donald Jrump’s successful bid at the 2016 US election, international borders have closed up, global warming research has halted and brick sales have increased at a staggering rate. With the world now in utter chaos and his tiny hands growing increasingly sweaty, it’s time for Donald to leave to make the Galaxy great again. How? By jumping on his favorite things in the world… Walls!”

And that’s exactly what you do!

The aim of Jrump is simple. Make Donald Jrump, the main character, jump by drawing walls under him so that he can jump higher and higher until he can make the galaxy great again! And while you’re busy doing that, avoid Mexicans and pesky politicians that resemble President Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and US Senator Bernie Sanders on your way.

The game takes place across four iconic US locations – ‘Wallytown DC’ which is Washington DC, ‘New Dork’ which is New York, ‘Follywood’ which is Bollywood and the ‘Devil’s Heir’ which is Mount Rushmore (where you actually get to play as ‘Bernie Sandwiches’). And if you are to fail, don’t expect the Jrump to be gentle on you as he personally rebukes you in his signature voice while shoving your poor score into your face.

If you can collect enough Jrumples while you’re at it, head to the Jrumpmart and unlock some hilarious characters and costumes. For example, you can play as ‘Obummer’, ‘Bernie Sandwiches’, ‘Crooked’, ‘The Great Leader’ (that resembles a certain North Korean dictator) and powerups like ‘Campaign Booster’ and ‘Presidential Crown’ which is a cap that says ‘Make the Galaxy Great Again’.


Of course, the game is satirical. If you like Donald Trump, help him reach new heights. If you don’t, watch him fall each time you fail to draw a wall. But you’ll definitely be laughing your hearts out at the way it is designed.

The game is available for both Android and iOS



Arnab "knidarius" Mukherjee

Crash..boom..crash!!! That's the sound of an extraterrestrial cyborg being knocked down mid flight. He is still not completely functional, and while he fixes himself, you might find him engulfed in humanity's most addictive invention - what you call "gaming". After all, its the only thing that simulates his dimension so well. Please note - Do not engage, not unless you come bearing food.

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