The dubious pleasure of QWOP is now on your phone
Bringing the perilous pleasures of QWOP to the phone, Daddy Long Legs entrusts you with the task of getting a fuzzy box with really long legs to move in a straight line. To what end? We don’t know, but the game is frustratingly difficult and will have you tossing your phone in frustration one second and flashing up the game every other second. Few games can be this addictive and this frustrating at the same time, but Daddy Long Legs pulls it off with aplomb.
Mad "r4gs" Zombie
Deposited on this planet sometime in the late 1980s, this being was quick to discover the joys of binge-gaming and has long since mastered the art of the 16-hour game session, and evolved to survive on a minimum of food.